Lately, when you take a stroll down Bintang Walk or past Sungei Wang, you'd noticed an absurdity beyond comprehension. At least to me that is.
The fugliness of such species is hard to bear, even for me who likes almost anything. EXCEPT the lalas.
Its so effing absurd! The way they dress, the way they potray their personalities through fashion, its like they were brainwashed into thinking that their fashion sense is acceptable in the eyes of the public.
These people are highly delusional and need Prozac to help clear their befuddled and confused mind. Ever heard of fucking trial and error?! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY TRY THAT LALAS! *nods nods*
There are fashion magazines that could educate your puny brains on how to dress like a sane human and never ever ever go shop at those lala stores in Times Square and Sungei Wang. They are absolutely horrendous and the HQ for them.
As for celebrities, especially local and taiwanese who likes to act all, "WO HEN KAWAII!", i feel like slapping the daylights outta your effing brain.
STOP SPREADING THE LALA TREND!
AND ARE U FUCKING DELUSIONAL?! You dont look close to cute, you look like a fashion victim that needs to be rammed by a truck carrying 2 tonnes of brick. Same goes to those people who blindly follows the trend of insanity.
To people who are new to the whole lala thingy, they are otherwise known as Ah Beng or Ah Liens that are really really really in need of psychological help. I know its a matter of taste but FUCK?! Is that even normal to dress like that?
A sane and hot dresser like me, spends RM 100 buying a few shirts and wearing them one by one. A lala, spends RM 100 to buy loads of clothes and wear them all at one go. Makes sense? And the colour coordination is ALL WRONG!
Its just traumatizing to look at them. It pains me to even see them walking down Bintang Walk, a famous hangout for Ang Mohs, with this air of confidence that only come across as a life in self denial to me.
Dont be in denial my dear child, you are hideous and you know it. No supermodel is gonna carry whatever you are wearing and make it look hot. So dont even try to start trying, because, you will fail.
Ditch those fugly stripes with whatever lala motifs you have on your shirt and start going to Banana Republic, Club Monaco or GAP if you have the moolah. But if you dont, you can always opt for B.U.M Equipment or Diesel when they have sale.
Just an example of how you should never ever fucking dress like
Can anyone say eww?
XOXO
Kenalicious
This dude thinks he's some kinda celebrity... Shitty dude...
